Devian

Good lord, he looks like the result of a Klingon who fucked Picard.

I'd be interested in the DC MMO, but SOE is to MMO as Uwe Boll is to movies. They both make dumb fucking decisions, and never admit it in the end.

OMGWTFJOYSTIQ, can't you post anything worthwhile, I don't know why I read this garbage and still take time out of my busy day at my internship to read this bullshit.. post news or be journalists... GOD.

Seriously though, ten dollars says Jack Thompson jumps all over this.

"28. Oh, here's a little interesting tidbit for you Jon Stewart lapdogs: Steven Colbert (very funny guy)has a brother Jim Colbert, although he pronounces the T."

Jim is the assistant DA in Los Angeles (City of Angels for you gamers who don't read much). Colbert is the lead attorney in the LA lawsuit against Take-Two for the fraudulent marketing and sale of GTA: SA."


Here's a little interesting tidbit for your lack of research and arrogance:

"On September 11, 1974, when Colbert was ten years old, his father and two brothers, Peter and Paul, were killed in the crash of Eastern Air Lines Flight 212 while it was attempting to land in Charlotte, North Carolina. They were reportedly on route to enroll the two boys at Canterbury High School in New Milford, Connecticut."

But... but.. but HE HAS COLBERT AS A LAST NAME! Yeah, I'm related to every fucking person who has my last name too.

You have more holes in your information than the holes in this innocent pedestrian that I shot with an uzi in GTA:SA.

"If our only hope is Jon Stewart, then we're all screwed. Frankly, we need someone who is RESPECTED by BOTH sides."

We also need a utopia where everyone holds hands and sings "Kum Bi Ya" around lit candles. But I don't see your needs or my needs happening any fucking time soon.

That image is probably the only part of a game that has given me nightmares, ever.

I hear a new blockbuster after this study:
"Kiwis on a Plane"

This is like a Sony fanboi and Microsoft fanboi circlejerk.

On topic though, like you said: Show me great games, and Nintendo can profit off this blogger all they want.

I'm currently playing a 5 year old game on the PC. Does that mean it sucks and isn't profitable? Far from it.

"$250 is ridiculous..."

Then have fun shelling out $400 on an XBOX360 or $600 on the PS3 while I enjoy my $250 Wii. Seriously, if you're bitching about a $250 next-gen console, go buy yourself an NES for $10 and have your shits'n'giggles all you want.

That's like Jack Thompson asking me to come in and play Bully.