NPJ

This was a hilarious article, even more hilarious are the people who missed out on the (not so) subtle satire.

Well clearly it does affect living bodies, since it was making people depressed and psychotic, however its only able to properly express itself and replicate or whatnot in dead flesh.

Yes, I am in beta, and this is a kick in the dick, we hadn't seen the booted classes in about a year and they were no worse than the current classes that are left in, so I don't know where they pull this "the beta testers told us this" from, although heres my theory: Their asses.

Wait rockbands actually coming here? You could have fooled me!

I miss the yoyo jokes, i hope I'm not alone in saying that that whole section made me spray milk out of my nose in front of strangers. Even though I was drinking Coke.

Not to be nerdy but Human's domestised dogs 10,000 years ago, not millions, humans weren't around millions of years ago. So what hes saying there is basically bollocks.

How can chris think Half Life 2 is the best game ever but not fully appreciate FEAR? Pacing issues? Hello 2 hours wandering around an antlion cave fighting silly unresponsive bugs which now have ranged just to be annoying.
The fact that the CLONE enemies aren't varied is helped by their great AI and the fun fights, as opposed to the HL2 Combat which boils down to:
Combine stands out in the open, Fire pistol clip into the combine, reload, fire another pistol clip into the combine, change weapons, fire SMG into the combine etc.

Justin looks like a cheeky 11 year old boy, the butt of all the jokes and the member of the gang whose most likely to bring comic relief to tense situations by getting his head stuck in a cookie jar while Chris and Ludwig fight a dinosaur.
Chris looks like a bizaare hybrid of a 50 year old accountant and a teenage student. Although the tallest he wears glasses, making him the egghead of the group.
Ludwig looks like a minituare action movie star, his chiselled features shrunk to pocketsize. He is the leader of the group, inevitably putting Chris' plans into action and tackling obstacles such as the aforementioned dinosaurs and high shelves. All while saving Justin.

I have just realised:
This is a perfect allegory for the podcast.

Rockstar are still pushing this? Nobody here wants it, surely rockstar are wasting time and money that isn't going to be worth the 12 gamers who will buy this shit.

The UK is pretty good for ratings, but you have to see why they might not want to release "Murder Porn: The Game". I agree it's stupid since its an 18 so only adults would be able to play it and its fascism, but at the same time its nice to see rockstar's controversy bandwagon hit a wall, you can imagine their shocked little faces as they keep trying, more and more apologetically to get it through.

Jesus everybody is tired of your shit, all you people complaining about how the BBFC are nazis and anti-freedom. Is this a game you'd want to play? Is this a game you even like the idea of? Murder Porn Extravaganza, now featuring strip clubs?

Please give me it. My laptop is a pile of penguin excrement, thats right, not even human excrement. That turns out to be pretty expensive.