Andrew

It's the 21st century, please fire your designer.

Great.
Huge forests of highly reflective plant-like solar panels... frying everything within a 10 foot radius... the end of real forests as we know it.

I don't mind living in a gigantic circuit city, cooled by intercostal waterways of liquid nitrogen at all.

So, I'm thinking in the near future, passing files from device to device, much like this.

Just slide it, and go.

I just sounded like Steve Jobs.
You heard it here first.

I keep reading his name as Howard Stern.
Needless to say, getting a little more excited than I should be.

sexy.

what you're not getting is the fact that if you had .5 kb/s internet, and a sick nasty graphics card, this is what you'd see.

This is what your browser is doing as you stare at a blank page, waiting for something to pop up.

Gods... I love people.
Even more than I love my tubes.

Now, with more DEATH.
That's right, check out that EDGE... with more... slice!

Now for a product demonstration!

hahahahahaha...

Brute Force :D

I'm thinking chastity belt... that or:

1. Massive "GOD" wedgie
2. Pain-free circumcision

Except... it looks like Team Fortress 2.
Wait a minute....