Caleb Andrews

Also: Viewtiful Joe. I choose him.

Joystiq. You don't understand. I must win. Even if my sentences are fragmented. Awesomely.

I'm in the same boat, my friend... Best friends party tonight and another friend's wedding tomorrow. As if the wedding wasn't going to be boring enough...sigh.

Eek! Sign meh upz!

Ahem...but seriously, I wanna go.

To be honest, I need a Mass Effect-themed console to match my Mass Effect bedding set, mug warmer, and hand-knitted sweater (Thanks, ebay!). Sorry if I'm overqualified!

Wow, this is the first time I've ever heard of this game but after doing a quick youtube search I really think I'll love this. Thanks for the heads up, guys! I now know what to use all these excess Rock Band-intended Microsoft Points for!

Well, since I can't afford it, looks like I'll just get Joystiq to give it to me. Hard. On the Xbox 360.

Oh yeah.

Why does everyone despise Mark Wahlberg so much? He's like the soft-hearted version of Donnie Wahlb--Oh! I get it...

So they're like related and stuff...how 'bout that.

I'm thinking they'll mold all of your said ideas and make this a Mario
Kart plus Mario Party meets The Sims hybrid. Sounds like it'll be a
smash hit!

Oh my sweet Jesus on toast. All of that–that entire article–all of you must read it. I'm so psyched beyond reason...and I'm not even that big of a Star Wars fan. Sigh. Video games. I love them.