GiantSquid

A six pack of Genny Cream Ale

C'mon

I/O want one. Zing! (See what I did there?)

How did they get Tom Brady to put that helmet on and let them take a picture?

That iPosture mom is giving me an oedipus complex.

Seriously, these other clowns don't know how to write like Ryan does. You can be limey and ironic, but give the facts and be unbiased about it.

Ryan, you should apply at Endagdet - they're hiring. I saw it yesterday...

No way that's Ryan reporting this. He doesn't sound like an asshole.

Eff whoever is writing this weak-ass blog post.

This editing is balls.

Yo.

Fuck that.

first!