evan

Nuclear Launch Detected.

dumb. they don't give us a score. not even worth your time to watch it unless you're wowed by crappy pseudo-rock music as the soundtrack to video football highlights.

I sexed my wife, then sexed another woman in front of my wife, then killed my wife when she complained for my out-of-marriage sexing.

i'd turn all the walls in GOW2 to gold to remind people not to stand against them. last thing you want to get meleed from someone on the other side!

i thought my disc was wonky because it froze twice in the first 20 minutes of gameplay. the first freeze came immediately after the lady convinces us to buy the magic box, the second came after that douchebag shot my sister and i fell out his window.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your boots off when you jump on the trampoline.

I'd spend it on what all the kids these days spend their MS points on - cheap booze and women.

1600 MS points would get me a handie from the girl next to the dumpster behind my neighborhood burger king.

"Shuh-heh-ruh-zod"

And yes. I'd let her crush my head with those thighs.

it's not bad, per se, but there are some minor glitches. they don't affect game play, though.

the new "swing stick" system and "total control" pitching are cool concepts. no more just pushing a button to swing or execute the pitch. with batting, you need to time your step and then time your swing. and with pitching, if you want to throw a perfect curve you've got to execut a hadunken-esque move on the right thumb stick.

fielding is tough, though. i keep hitting buttons to throw to the bases, but it's a right thumbstick thing. just takes some getting used to.

not sure about joba, but once you get the roster update, johan is on the mets. so i'd figure joba would be there.