Hitman190

I always wanted to play as a footstool...oh wait...its not that kind of ottoman? Damn...will still buy it though..

This picture its making me write a romance piece...

As the two lovers saw each other eye to eye on the cold metallic table they knew that one important question had to be asked...and answered. "Ooooh Brad why cant we be together? " Sheila said. "Oh babe we are so different...look at you and look at me" Brad said. Sheila was so hurt by that comment as she turned away from Brad she nearly decapitated him with her tail but Brad tried to...

wait...what the frak am I doing *throws water on face*

I thought you would fight some sort of augmented caveman....

You can say that the second hand market....

*PUTS ON SUNGLASSES*

Raining on their parade.

Where is the horse armour??!

WHERE DAMMIT...

I know what this game is...its Mr Magoo vs the Terrorists....14 action packed levels played from the perspective of everybody's favorite near blind old man...Mr Magoo.

The story goes like this...the world is in a dark place...and the world needs a hero who cannot see the dark...or anything at all. Mr Magoo enjoys his retirement in his villa in Gibraltar having saved the world from the force of evil. But now his government calls upon him one last time to save the world from a bunch of aliens who seek to rid our world of porn (but these aliens use blinding weapons because an old woman told them that masturbation from causes blindness) ...Mr Magoo gladly takes the offer to save the world's porn supply.

When aliens try to take away porn...when these aliens blind man, woman and child alike with their Blur Guns...who are you going to call...thats right...Mr F'ing Magoo.

Loved Stranger's Wrath, didnt get a chance to play Munch's Oddysee...I am just glad that I can have these two games to play on the go with me...

I bet when those choppers came Drake said "Kay Sully you take the one on the left, I take on the one on the right kay?"

I can see it now, my buddy and I are playing this game's coop and we are taking cover behind our couch to avoid enemy fire. Then we stretch our arms out like guns and we go PEW PEW...then another friend walks in with 3 ladies...the ladies then see my buddy and I playing like escapees from an asylum...then they leave...

the three of us assume the pose and scream FOREVER ALONE...then blame the Kinect for cockblocking all of us...

I was disappointed to know that this DLC does not turn my favourite instrument the French Horn as a weapon of mass destruction...