Chris

It was supposed to be some kind of black and white survival horror type game.

For some ungodly reason, it got hyped up beyond belief before the Wii launched, despite the fact that the "developers" had never made a game before, and never even showed any actual game content. Their trailer was just concept footage of a woman walking around with a flashlight.

Yep, my T-Mobile store has little cards all around saying "Take this phone home today for $32.45" or whatever.

Yep, just realized that. Oh well.

Pretty sure the right stick thing isn't new, since I did it by accident last week.

'This is the "revolution" the Wii has introduced us to. Idiotic accessories that constantly pile up and we'll laugh later, just as we laugh now at the Power Glove.'

The Wii can time travel!? Great Scott!

I would greatly enjoy this, and it would help me be more productive at work, thus fixing the economy.

Dammit too slow.

Don't forget shooting a fluffy bunny.

Then you realize it says "next" not "new" and you go to Lens Crafters to get a vision test.

I like playing the lottery.