klitorisaurus

You know, I used to think Jay Leno would be an integral part of any Top Gear USA dream team... but this review is kitschy and blah and I've changed my mind. Maybe I've just been spoiled by TG, but most car reviews I see on American TV are horrible!

Which can only mean on thing.... more 80's!!!!! Wooooo!

I used to run around jumping from rooftop to rooftop with a scimitar.

Ps3!

"sew-sew commercial reception"?? Hahahahaha! Worst pun ever!

I was born without a mother.

Wow, popular article!

Remember when every tween in America had those stupid flashy antennas on their cell phones? Yeah, it's kinda like that.

Mmmm soccer chicks......

Because we have a fundamental understanding of how the world works.... If SCE continues to hemmorhage money year after year, Sony will go the way of Sega and Atari, which is bad news for everybody!

As awesome as Just Cause 2 is... Buying vehicles after every death is just too damn expensive! After 30+ hours of constant carnage, and all game and faction missions complete, I only have a mere $1.2 million... That means I can only buy the chopper 12 times before I need to win more races.

Now... It's pretty easy to find a nice substitute for most of the BM vehicles somewhere in that massive world... But a parachute thruster?! I imagine it will be available in the BM only... Which sucks.