F-minus

@KingBroly

They should announce it will be on store shelves April 1st for 59.99... Than you get home.. Open it up, and you find a sticky note on the inside that reads

"I.O.U - One Duke Nukem Forever Game"

Duke Nukem.....Forever Delayed!

This news is the equivalent to saying.... Charlie Sheen loves hookers and drugs.... Its a given!

I would be worried if Duke Nukem got a actual release date.

@sonicspike41

North Korea, at least the leader, already has a itchy trigger finger... So lets not risk confusing him with a fake protest, balloons and missiles look the same to him on radar.

Just great, now how the hell am i suppose to listen to my Innagadadavida.

Joystiq's commenter's IQ levels are dropping faster than Bill Clintons pants when Monica Lewinsky enters the room.

@Unvrfd

The simplest and most down to the point statement. Your comment start and ends this argument. Does anyone read the EULA's... Guess not everyone does....Everyone sssh now.

@Cheesus Crust

Back into your dark cave.... Next time think before you speak, than you will not appear to be so dumb.

@Dalrint

I fully agree.

@Adhesive

So mister smarty pants.... what are all the specs for this item.... ya thats what I thought. Ssssshhhh... sit down be silent or its time out for you.

@Dizazter

Here is my thumb... Im sure you will know what to do with it. :P