SilentHylian

Anyone who tries to portray this console as anything but a gaming revolution, either has a serious chip on their shoulder, or is employed by Sony. I'll keep my comments short and sweet: Why would you ever want to play any game with anything but a Wii Remote (and Nunchuck Attachment) ever again? It would be a giant leap back in time, like reverting back to a Classic Coleco controller after decades of using analog sticks. It has defied my every expectation. Don't even get me started on Zelda.

Um, hello. TWILIGHT Princess, and you're complaining about the color palette being too drab? Perhaps you'd prefer 'Pretty Pastel Princess'! Or would that be too "faggy"? What a doofus.

Did you really just use the word 'faggy'? Are you kidding? What year is this?

Um, wait a minute. Kid Icarus? WHEN?!??!?

No, it's true. They need an ID. They haven't unwrapped the one in mine yet and there's a notice from Gamestop right on the box that says "a game stop representative will be 'deployed' to activate with a key card". They're serious. http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4083/gamestopxe6.jpg

Mortifying. I hope Nintendo shuts this down as soon as possible. This is why you have to buy the rights to things from the company that made them: to avoid embarassments like this. Bleached-Blonde 30 year old Link, 'Requiem For A Dream' ripoff soundtrack, A Library posing as Hyrule Castle. How could anyone contribute to this disaster this and still consider themselves a fan?