hdhrant

I own a car and I drive it almost every day.

If I win this contest the first thing I'll draw is a color coded chart of the order that I'm going to play these 11 games on my new Nintendo DS.

"You seem like a nice guy..." is the least offensive thing I've heard on XBox Live.

Unfortunately, it was immediately followed by one of the most offensive things I've heard on XBox Live, something about a discount on a video tape featuring unspeakable acts between several of my female family members and a horse.

I play portable games at night while I'm asleep.

"It's ok, you'll do better next time."

NOTE: I said this to myself.

If I win, the first thing I'd draw would be a bath, since I sure as hell can't enjoy my new Nintendo DS and 11 games in the shower.

If I win this giveaway, the first thing I'll draw is a big red checkmark next to item #1 on how to enter this giveaway.

The first thing I would draw would probably be a bunch of swirls and lines and stuff. Not because I can't draw, at all, but because I'm too good at all that stuff, and only abstract art offers me any challenge and aesthetic pleasure.

"We've contacted Sony for an official statement about the suit."

I would guess that Sony's response will be, "We don't comment on pending litigation."

Which means they're not going to talk about it until the trial is over. If they lose they'll appeal so they still want to talk about it then. If they win they won't want to talk about it since it just brings more attention to what a scumbag move they made, even if it was found to be legal. Just once I'd like to see a corporation give a completely candid comment or interview after everything was over.

I've gone prestige in Call of Duty history the same number of times I cried about the passing of Dear Leader today.

(Do I even need to say that it's zero?)