kylefehr

Telekinesis, by far. It would be a challenge to keep my body from deteriorating to a pile of mentally destructive mush, though.

mmm, diorama, such a tasty word

Way back in Zul'Gurub, we always told new people the bat riders would give you a 25% damage buff if you were directly beneath them when they blew up. As a warlock at the time, I'd get in place for the buff and survive the explosion, showing how it was done. If someone died, we'd tell them they must have not been in the dead center. I think our record was someone dying three times before realizing what was going on.

Opening up Paperboy for the C64 is a quite fond memory way in the past. That's still one of the best games ever to me.

Thanksgiving Science & Industry multiplayer, good old Half-Life one mods! Mmmm...

They said Gunthor's date for prom was a real beast, but nobody thought it was quite that literal until the portraits arrived.

He's probably angry that the only work he can seem to get is in C&C games.

Aces of the Gal...wait, that wouldn't work. Frogger one and two? No...hmm. Paperboy for sure, then. I miss that arcade cabinet. Best controls ever.

Gaseous Snake

Front End Sexiness
Fallacies Existing Simultaneously
Face Each Sword
Farting Every Second
Faking Evil Smiles