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I haven't really been following this game, but I was at an industry event ("Industry" used loosely, because I'm not part of it, I just have connections) in Dundee last year. They showed about a minute of prototype gameplay footage. Showed teams of players in a gang in a gunfight with a team playing as cops. Looked pretty much how you'd expect, but the producer mentioned features about gang management and planning heists that made it sound much deeper than GTA IV's online mode. I didn't realise nothing had really came out about it since. I considered bootlegging it, but I was planning to apply to Realtime Worlds for a job, the next week, so I didn't want to blow my chances (nothing came of it, by the way).

The title instantly makes me think of two of my favourite PS2 games (MGS3: Snake Eater and God Hand). It's bound to disappoint me, if I set my expectations that high.

You mean this one?
deskyhstyl

"The Doors"
*pre-orders

They really ought to add "Bo Diddley" by "Bo Diddley" from the album, "Bo Diddley". It's a fantastic Rock 'n' Roll number, and one of the reasons I was lead to believe that Bo was the greatest blues musician there has ever been.

Bear-Tank (Rakuga Kids)
Jean Philippe Brisco (Michigan)
Ark Thompson (Resident Evil: Survivor)
Dogs Bowser (Blue Stinger)

If Nintendo don't add all of these characters to the next Smash Bros. game, I suggest we boycott them.

Sam Fisher!? Kind of seems like he was starting to run out of ideas, at that point.

Did you miss the fact that he admitted it was fun? Yahtzee enjoyed the game, but he notes points about the game that are surreal or downright annoying. No-one's actually watching his reviews for advice on whether or not they should buy a game. They watch them for incredibly astute and cynical observations on an industry that has got fairly far up its own arse over the last decade. He's quite good at doing that.

P to the A to the R to the A
Parappa's the name, I rap everyday!

Pretty weak, to be honest.