I have relations with Shane & Shiggy's wifes skeet skeet PSN: Killjebus
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Metal Gear Online beta 'planned' for April 25 ... late night
Apr 21st 2008 2:49PM (Joystiq)PS
If you try to call your wife or leave your office, don't. If you do you will quickly come face to face with several very large black men...and they will force you on your knees....and it won't be to pray.
NYTimes looks at Wii's software sales problem
Apr 21st 2008 2:41PM (Joystiq)Shane I just laughed sooo hard that I spit up the sushi I was eating with your wife right in her face. Funny thing though...she wasn't mad about it, in fact...she told me to do it again...said it turns her on. So being the gentleman that I am, I did as she requested only this time I upchucked som spicy tuna right into her left eye and let me tell you...her eye looks like a swollen RROD. She got even MORE turned on by this and lunged at me. I will leave it up to you in finding out what happens next. As I am writing this I can see her swinging up and down the cat pole and she's cursing at you...for being too vanilla. I think I better leave b4 she violates me.
Metal Gear Online beta 'planned' for April 25 ... late night
Apr 21st 2008 2:32PM (Joystiq)Shiggy, did you have anything to do with this? Remember last week when me and Shane picked you up off the floor after you threw up all over that "woman" (I keep telling you Shiiggy, that "woman" was a MAN) and sliiped and fell over off the barstool and into your own vomit you gave me a dirty look and mumbled something about MGSO and sabotaging it with turtle shells. I thought it was the booze talking but I am starting to get suspicious of you.
Did you?
NYTimes looks at Wii's software sales problem
Apr 21st 2008 2:21PM (Joystiq)For my and other Joystiqers amusment...please goad Fernandos into a list War.
NYTimes looks at Wii's software sales problem
Apr 21st 2008 2:00PM (Joystiq)The enemy of my enemy is my friend. With our combined forces wii will attack on the Plumber's flanks and surround him. Shane, use the RROD weapon of mass destruction and burn his cavalry, I will colapse his Shiggy's right flank and scare his troops away with Naked pictures of Fernandos wearing only a Princess Peach bonnet on top of his mullet.
BAAAAAAANNNNNNZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!!
Cry havok, and let slip the dogs of War.
PS3 video service to 'embrace open standards,' support PSP
Apr 21st 2008 1:53PM (Joystiq Playstation)Only on the PS3 will you have the best Blu-ray player, can't miss big games, Home, and music and movies. As far as value goes, I think what the other 2 consoles offer will pale in comparison.
PS3 video service to 'embrace open standards,' support PSP
Apr 21st 2008 1:52PM (Joystiq Playstation)PS3 video service to 'embrace open standards,' support PSP
Apr 21st 2008 1:39PM (Joystiq Playstation)NYTimes looks at Wii's software sales problem
Apr 21st 2008 1:36PM (Joystiq)Here it is...
"It's a virus where you buy it and you play it with your friends and they're like, "Oh my God that's so cool, I'm gonna go buy it." So you stop playing it after two months, but they buy it and they stop playing it after two months but they've showed it to someone else who then go out and buy it and so on. Everyone I know bought one and nobody turns it on. Obviously there's a class of people who really love it and enjoy it and are getting into the games but I'm still waiting for that one game that makes me play it."
This in my opinion is the PERFECT analogy for the success of the WSM.
I repost my post on your repost.
NYTimes looks at Wii's software sales problem
Apr 21st 2008 1:32PM (Joystiq)Here it is...
"It's a virus where you buy it and you play it with your friends and they're like, "Oh my God that's so cool, I'm gonna go buy it." So you stop playing it after two months, but they buy it and they stop playing it after two months but they've showed it to someone else who then go out and buy it and so on. Everyone I know bought one and nobody turns it on. Obviously there's a class of people who really love it and enjoy it and are getting into the games but I'm still waiting for that one game that makes me play it."
This in my opinion is the PERFECT analogy for the success of the WSM.