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Zach

Member since: Sep 27th, 2007

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Win a 16GB Wi-Fi iPad from TUAW

May 3rd 2010 4:25PM (TUAW.com)
3G for me!

Engadget's back to school giveaway, part 3!

Sep 14th 2009 12:46PM (Engadget)
For me? Oh you shouldn't have!

Nikon's D5000 DSLR unboxed ahead of schedule

Apr 26th 2009 12:42PM (Engadget)
Maybe I just don't get it because I've never used one. But can someone explain to me why anyone would really need an articulating display? I mean really? Maybe it's cuz I'm a canon guy and have never used one...

Engadget's 5th birthday giveaway, part 2: win one of two mystery Xbox 360 packages!

Apr 14th 2009 7:42PM (Engadget)
I take back my last post, THIS is my favorite!

Engadget's recession antidote: win a Klipsch HD Theater 500 sound system!

Apr 9th 2009 2:53PM (Engadget)
I guess if you sent me these I'd be saving money, cuz I wouldn't have as much of a need for those Magnepans I've been eyeing

Engadget's recession antidote: win a 32GB iPod touch plus a free copy of iPodRip!

Mar 26th 2009 12:54PM (Engadget)
Date: 2009-02-13, 7:30PM
To the woman that crapped in my car. (NE Portland)
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call,
Stout
P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early.Touché.


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Canon's EOS Rebel T1i DSLR leaked?

Mar 24th 2009 11:25PM (Engadget)
Anyone else think 15 megapixels is getting a little cramped?

And to the people worried about their recent purchases...I shoot an XSi, my roommate shoots XTi, and we both agree what's really important is the lens we use, not the megapixel count.

-Oh, and if you want video, buy a freaking video camera! That has got to eat batteries!

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