Hale Seighton

Nice try Dave, you might want to do a little more research into the difference between fuel cell cars and electric cars. There are big differences, one of which, is listed in haqitman's post (energy it takes to create the power).

Also, I remember watching a full movie on a single Beta tape, ironically it was "Christine." I know the Beta tapes were physically smaller but I didn't know they were shorter in recording length.

Yeah dude, you're old. Dustbags like you are not the target demographic, get over it. I realized I was too old to watch MTV when I stopped understanding their programs. I didn't ask "Where did Randy of the Redwoods go?"; I just stopped watching it.

I'm sure Betty Boop and Steamboat Willie are much more relatable to kids today. Let's hope those scientists will figure out that Polio business.

I had that dream again; the one where I'm eating a cheeseburger and masturbating in front of a Def Leopard audience. What do you think it means?

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, so here's mine: You're an idiot. That's a pretty lame reason to deter people from seeing this. Because it's a big-budget action movie!? Obviously you aren't the target demographic and you're apparently far superior to the troglodytes like me who occasionally enjoy a mindless action flick with a laughable plot. I am by no means a fan of Dave Matthews or his hippie music but I certainly don't think he's talentless. Donald Trump may have the worst hair in the cancer ward but he must have a tinge of financial wisdom or insight to be a flipping billionaire! Paris Hilton is ...well yeah, that one's true. Maybe you should pull the coat rack outta yer hiney and just try to enjoy the visual effects, the character design, the art direction, jeez, at least the oiled muscular guys or any of the other things the film is actually good and are pushed in your face. Not everything can be a German art film with French subtitles.

I also went to Best Buy just after they opened this morning and the labotomy patients that are employed there told me there was no sale on Gamecube games. It didn't matter because they didn't have any of the listed games anyway, there weren't even placeholders for any of them, so I'm guessing they were taken off the shelf before today; or the employees ate them all for breakfast. I may have taken the bait but I didn't buy anything there. Shady-ass hucksters.

I always give out the phone number of the local pizza place down the street. I do it so much, I have to really stop and think when I want to remember my real number. If a soliciter calls me, it would be because my phone provider sold the number.

Also, Gamestop/EB has the worst customer service/harrassment I've ever experienced. I'd rather eat a bag of broken glass and drink hobo piss than give those sleazey car-salesman any business.

The original Super Mario Bros is one of my favorite games, not just because of the memories from playing it as a kid but more recently because of my wife performing a certain oral act while humming the theme song as I played it.

Sorry fellas, she's taken.

"Kick him in the nards!"

"Wolfman doesn't have nards."

"Just do it!"

Awesome movie! Scary German guy, Fatkid, the amulet, it's all coming back. Even the theme song during the credits. I can't wait!

I hope Stiller does his impersonation of Cruise through the whole movie. That would be funny.

Yeah, the mini-games need to stop. Nearly everything described in the Mario Party 8 demo can be found in either WarioWare (target shooting, drink shaking, ball tilt, crank turning) or Rayman RR (lasso).

The only acceptable mini-game type title that we're missing is "New Track and Field". Running and baton passing in relay multiplayer, swimming with wiimote and chuck, javelin, hammer thow, discus, shot put (watch those screens, idiots), high jump, triple jump, etc... that would rock.