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My problem is that I'm too nice.

What about Scotland, PA? That was based off of Macbeth and had guns.

Oh, and did I mention that it's an insanely awesome movie with Christopher Walken?

They forgot to do the best part. A guy needs to run back while everyone is walking away and start punching at the printer. Family Guy actually did a pretty good parody of this scene as well.

But what made this great was that it was real. I'm sure it won't be hard for people at EA to find out who stole that printer, even without seeing their eyes. Let's hope they won't be assholes and actually go after them.

Yea...imagine a company being obsessed with a football video game. Crazy right?

I work at Dick's Sporting Goods and we've been selling exercise related games, like EA Sports Active, for a while.

Although I have no idea why anyone would go to a sporting good's store to buy a video game. My store is in a complex outside of the town mall which has three Gamestop's/EB's.

A mirror.

It says Left 4 Dead and not Left 4 Dead 2 under Sears. I assume that's a typo.

I'd rather switch my clocks twice a year(and by now most cell phones, computers etc. do it automatically) than be out of sync with the rest of the world by not having it.

I always know that since I'm on the East, it's 3 hours earlier in California, 5 hours later in England etc. By the way, what state is that? Is it half the year Mountain Time and half the year Central or something like that?

Oh I get it. You're an hour in the future because of Daylight's Savings.

Oh, Joystiq. You so clever.

Wow. Der. I feel like an idiot. Yea, I meant Shadow of the Colossus.

Whatever, it doesn't matter anyway. Obviously these things are all subjective.