John

Frank West. He's covered wars ya know. :D

My trusty HitchHiker's Guide To The Galaxy, a Babel Fish, and my ever essential towel. :D

Mercy Hospital. :D

The signature optics. Felt like a alien PREDATOR the first time using those bad boys. :)

B! Caused a huge ruckus with the press. :S

My boogey-man repellent Jack Skellington shirt and signature Arizona shorts with a skull patch sewn over the obnoxious "A" these [otherwise] awesome reversible shorts came with. :>

Ozzy, hands down. HE'S THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. oAO

Half-Life 2 comes to mind with the baton - nothing like hearing a Combine whip one of those out before hearing...

PREPARE TO RECEIVE CIVIL JUDGEMENT.

D:

GROOVY :D

Sounds like a fun read. :)