Dio

I was walking through this neighborhood, and found this really nice house for sale. I broke into it and crawled into the bed on the second story when I saw someone on their way into the house. I had the blanket pulled over me thinking it would hide me, when suddenly this old lady LICKED MY EAR. Out of blind rage I reacted by grabbing her sweater (I didn't see it but felt it). I woke up instantly and my ear felt cold and wet, and my window was closed ;_;

Another day I was in my old bedroom, and my dead dog licked me. I didn't know it was her, and out blind rage I punched her between the eyes and it felt so real like the last nightmare. Later on she licked my feet, and I woke up feeling it as if were still there.

This one time a girl appeared out of nowhere and kissed me on the cheek twice, and I felt it as if it were real but I've never kissed or been kissed in real life before.

Sometimes between falling asleep and waking up, I might see a person standing over me and I'll wake up instantly to find them not there, it freaks me out.

I have a couple Harvest Moon plushes even though I don't like the series XD

I'm pretty glad Ubisoft didn't acquire them. I love Cryptic Studios to death and I wish Ubisoft would DIAF already. Imagine a casual MMO *shudder*

Deca Sports has always been $20 at Target.

I read that as raging HARDON. har.

SUPLEX.

SUPLEX!

Suplex!

That's because Obata did the art :V

1. The Battle Network series are not shovelware.
2. The Star Force series are not shovelware.
3. If you gave these games a chance instead of just judging them for deviating from the standard platforming games, you would enjoy them.