Durakone

No! Thats the only way I can distinguish his profile from other Japanese people! The last samurai mustache.

my computer is older then jesus! its a 2.4 ghz with 512 ram, however it is dying! I have no money, in face my computer already died twice, the metal clasp holding down my heat sink fan on my cpu snapped one day, and I needed a costume piece of plastic to fix it back on, of course I didnt have one, but did I just lay down and take it like a bitch!? HELL NO, I GRABBED a safety pin, and BENT THAT SUCKER INTO A NEW HOOK FOR THE FAN CLASP. THEN... I HEATED IT UP AND JAMMMMMMMED IT INTO THE PLASTIC BASE, forming the PERFECT catch! My computer coughed back to life, and cursed me to hell like some kind of frankenstein monster, so PLEASE, LET ME SHOOT MY COMPUTER, I WILL RECORD IT ON VIDEO FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!

NO! HE CANNOT BE FROM MY CITY! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP IM NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALALA!!!

Salem used to be beautiful to me! now I know the horrible skeletons in her closet!

okay so i'm using a pent4 2.4ghz and GeForce 6800 GS/XT with 512 ram, hear me out! This thing is in the realm of 5 years old! the geforce was the best thing I could find for my AGP slot for under 75 bucks! One of the plastic catches for the metal clasps holding the fan onto my CPU just plain snapped off one day without warning! it should have been the end of my MB, BUT I cut a safety pin in half, and formed it into a makeshift catch for the metal clasps, got it hot and stuck it into the plastic and resurrected my cpu! Did I mention I'm dirt poor?

Hyvää Syntymäpäivää!

whoops sorry for the double post, my browser froze up on me

but really though, I am either incredibly gifted psychically, or the folks from ubisoft were inspired by my film

uncanny!

HOLY FARKING HELL This comic is basically an expanded version of a short film i made for the Assassins Creed short film contest!!!

http://medialab.ifc.com/film_detail.jsp?film_id=5485&list=1

I'm seriously like freaking out right now.
I submitted my film in AUGUST and by some miracle my crappy NO-BUDGET film shot on a cheap handycam made it to the top ten finalists for the contest comprised of mostly professionals with huge budgets.

NOW I know why I made it to the finals! The story of my movie pretty much hit the in depth storyline of the game right on the freakin head!

/I am going officially freaking out right now

HOLY FARKING HELL This comic is basically an expanded version of a short film i made for the Assassins Creed short film contest!!!

http://medialab.ifc.com/film_detail.jsp?film_id=5485&list=1

I'm seriously like freaking out right now.
I submitted my film in AUGUST and by some miracle my crappy NO-BUDGET film shot on a cheap handycam made it to the top ten finalists for the contest comprised of mostly professionals with huge budgets.

NOW I know why I made it to the finals! The story of my movie pretty much hit the in depth storyline of the game right on the freakin head!

/I am going officially freaking out right now

Luke vader is darth skywalkers offspring

David Cross from halo 2