Mister Servo

@Gritzor No, that was the sound of all the fat cash rolling in for his awesome new device!

Okay, maybe not.

No, it's going to be Carmine from Gears of War. Think about it, if you're going to submit a character to a game in which opponents are violently and horrifically ripped apart, you have to go with Carmine. He has the most experience in that realm.

I like the sound of a red-eye nocturnal predator. That sounds creepy as shit.

I felt like I just watched someone with uncontrollable ADHD play through Mario 64.

@The Only Girl

True, without the Alien I'd be afraid Sonic would try to make out with Bayonetta girl there..

Holy shit, that Sega one is so creepy with the Alien there.

Or pick something that Billy Mitchell doesn't play.

@343 Guilty Fart Man, I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one that thought that. I mean, give her a scarf or turtle neck to hide the aging neck and shes good to go.

Oh man, I'm loving Crash Course so far. It's an absolute joy to see my little Conan O'brien Avatar run an American Gladiator style gauntlet. :D

I'd say about a third of my life and half of that was spent mostly creating new alts.