Bryan Carr

You, sir, are astonishingly reasonable.

Wow, and I thought I was going to get this game *before*...

Soul Calibur IV, consider yourself bought. Consider yourself bought -so hard-.

Favorite ocean animal? Plankton. Because the rest of the ocean cannot survive without it.

Think about it.

Well, I would say I'd make a phallus, but I'm pretty sure someone's already beaten me to it.

Maybe some kind of jousting thing based on the idea of the Grav Lift tunnel the RvB guys had? Couple Gravity Hammers...hm. It could be interesting, but I'd need to test it out. For which I would need the maps.

You see where I am going here.

Favorite moment of the 21st century?

There was the fried chicken head that was found in the McNuggets box. For some reason, that image sticks with me indelibly...so I don't know if that's my favorite or not but now it's all I can think about.

Thanks a lot. You owe me a game now.

My most legendary moment in gaming?

Probably the time I stomped that first Goomba. Changed quite a few things in my life, that did.

Cortana would be a serious threat if you have a pacemaker, hearing aid, or any other electronic equipment on or in your body.

Actually, she could also always possess some sort of killer robot and that would be the end of you, my friend.