Dallas

I'll take "Things that shouldn't exist" for five hundred, Alex.

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard ever.

"Those who have knowledge, don't predict. Those who predict, don't have knowledge. "

-Lao Tzu

Can't you kiss people of the same sex in The Sims, too?

Oh wait, no one cares.

OMG. Mario is white and kills brown goombas. RACISM.

Still one of the best game soundtracks of all time.

You heard him. Bloggers aren't allowed to make jokes. SOMEONE INFORM THE BLOGOSPHERE!

The internet was founded so people could waste time and complain about stupid things.

But, seriously, if you don't like it, don't bitch and moan, leave. But, oh wait, then you wouldn't get ny attention.

This isn't funny. Millions of billions of people die every day due to violence caused by cyber murder virtual sumulator machinery apperati! Your ignorance on the subject really shows your moral inferiority and immaturity, you murder-loving stupid-faces.

Well Vlad, I guess in a certain light it's a good idea to call out as many people as you can before you're fired from Joystiq. Kind of like going out with a bang. Good luck with that. You've single-handedly lowered the site's credibility and porbably lowered the readership as well.