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Master 0f None

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Bungie staffer gets Xbox Live account hacked

Aug 29th 2008 12:16AM (Joystiq)
Rick Roll? Really? Seriously? Let's face it, Rick Roll is the pg version of goatse.cx. Remember the good ol' days on the Interweb when men were men, women were scarce, and Rick Roll was a gaping anal fissure?

Sony marketers are horrible liars, pretend to run fansite

Dec 11th 2006 9:05PM (Joystiq)
Alright, that decides it. I'm trading in my frigging PSP. I haven't played it in about two months anyways, but the idiocy of Sony to approve such a marketing campaign is beyond the pale.

John Lennon + Halo 3 ad = instant karma

Dec 8th 2006 4:39PM (Joystiq)
Alright, I'll confess that I and one of my friends, clivediggs, were guilty of perpetrating the GOW meme, and ended up in the top three viewed for the remixes.It was funny for about a week, and then we promptly forgot about them.

But sweet merciful crap, what's with the negative attitudes? Do I think I created a work of art? Am I going to forward my remixes to a professional editing company as portfolio pieces? Hell no! It was one night of my friend and I goofing around, using xbox live chat and throwing stuff up on YouTube to crack each other up. You know, having fun, and maybe giving other people a laugh at the same time. Isn't that what YouTube is for? Plus, if I do say so myself, [and I will], I thought my Mighty Mouse theme was pretty funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt-PzZyb7MM.

If people want to try it with the Halo trailer, why not? This one is pretty good, but, like some of the other comments have said, it might work better if you muted the original soundtrack after the kids are done.

XBLA party in a box of one

Aug 12th 2006 11:47PM (Joystiq)
@16:

This is relatively easy to discern. Take a look at what he's got on his shelves. About the size of an xbox game box standing upright.

Captain Obvious: Camp Hyrule says Wii won't exceed $250

Aug 9th 2006 11:52PM (Joystiq)
Hey, wait, I never said this. I did say, however, that Jello is squishy.

Games surpassing TV, bringing us closer to 'real' sport

Jul 7th 2006 3:01PM (Joystiq)
Take a look at NHL games. The team concept there is nothing new. Back in college, my friends and I would blast through NHL '97 with a full human lineup, excusing the goalie, courtesy of the PS2 multitap. Hockey and/or Basketball [not my personal favorite] are probably the best sports for this kind of play, due to the relative size and speed of the game.

Joystiq readers are environmentally friendly

Jun 2nd 2006 4:06PM (Joystiq)
Yep. Another idiot here.

I think part of the problem with understanding when something is really "off" is the fact that there is no external indication that, to use as an example, my 360 is "off". I'm looking at it right now. There are no blinking lights, no standby lights, nothing.

In comparison to one of the simplest everyday objects we use, a regular light, it looks off. When you turn a light on, it goes on. [unless your bulb just blew, which is another story]. When you turn a light off, it goes off. I think it's reasonable to expect our electronics to act in a similiar fashion, or at least indicate if they're "sorta kinda off".

Storm your shops! DS Lite street date broken [update 2]

Jun 1st 2006 1:55PM (Joystiq)
Meh. It was a no go. They hadn't even received their shipment yet. All I did was find a hole in their web/brick & mortar supply chain.

Storm your shops! DS Lite street date broken [update 2]

Jun 1st 2006 1:05PM (Joystiq)
ATTN NEW JERSEY DS-LITE SEEKERS:

I went to Sears.com and placed a pickup order for the DS Lite. I ordered one for pickup from the Watchung, NJ store location. [I believe the Livingston, NJ location also had Lite's available for pickup.] I received my confirmation email within 10 minutes. I'm running out now to grab my DS Lite. I'll post again once I either have it or have issues. Go to sears.com NOW!!

MTV wants Joystiqers who'll dish on camera

May 25th 2006 11:44AM (Joystiq)
If Joystiqers end up doing it, you've got to be pimped out in your Joystiq t-shirt.

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