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Hyams

Member since: Oct 18th, 2007

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Mojang can't use 'Scrolls' in any sequels to 'Scrolls,' lawsuit dictates

Mar 12th 2012 3:43PM (Joystiq)
Dear Mojang,

Plz call the sequel 'Fall.'

Many thanks for the lulz,

Hyams.

MotorStorm RC zooms adorably to PS3 and Vita on March 6

Feb 22nd 2012 7:06PM (Joystiq)
It's on the Europe PSN already, btw.

Resistance 3 'Brutality' DLC is totally metal, coming today

Dec 6th 2011 12:34PM (Joystiq)
@Axcalibur I get my news from the neogaf forums. It's typically on there a good 2-3 days ahead of Joystiq. =D

Resistance 3 'Brutality' DLC is totally metal, coming today

Dec 6th 2011 12:03PM (Joystiq)
@Axcalibur There's a billion other sites that offer pure game 'reporting'. I come to Joystiq for the lulz as much as the news. And that nonsense paragraph made me laugh out loud like the immature little man that I am.

Heavenly Sword 2 could have gone to Hell

Oct 7th 2010 6:02AM (Joystiq)
The game opens with her dying, and then the remainder of the story is her trapped in some sort of purgatory, looking back on how she came to die.

No biggy.

Rockstar wins 'substantial' damages for GTA Rothbury story

Oct 4th 2010 12:55PM (Joystiq)
The Daily Star is obviously an extreme case, but British newspapers are all so full of shit.

Thank god for news.bbc.co.uk

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 3DS set for Spring, E3 trailer online

Sep 29th 2010 11:04AM (Joystiq)
Between this and Megaman Legends 3, I'm going to have to buy a 3DS.

Rumor: Project Milo 'canceled,' tech moved to Fable project

Sep 23rd 2010 11:00AM (Joystiq)
I don't see this chain of replies ending well...

Devil May Cry reboot likened to James Bond's Casino Royale

Sep 22nd 2010 3:04PM (Joystiq)
Dante has medium length white hair, has a long red coat, and has a sword on his back. That's his design. That's what make him Dante. Take away one - maybe two - of these, and he remains Dante. Take away all of them, and the design stops being Dante.

The problem with the new character is that he's completely devoid of everything that makes him (look like) Dante. If you showed me a picture of this new Dante without telling me who it is, I'd never be able to guess correctly.

It's like suddenly making Lara Croft a chubby ginger girl.



Still ... the design is (slowly) growing on me. And hopefully the game will play well. I'm still holding out hope. =)

'Gal Gun' equipping love bullets, firing on Xbox 360

Sep 15th 2010 3:12PM (Joystiq)
The Japanese don't wait for anything as trifling as 'consent'.

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