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Comparing a video game news site to a world news report is silly. Video game news is expected to be a lighthearted diversion, given the source material.

A better analogy would be a "homemaker's report" on the local news deciding to cover the grisly deaths of several local homemakers rather than reporting on knitting activities.

Keep this stuff off the blog, or I will scold you all very fiercely in the future. Also, please refrain from disagreeing, especially if you are named after a DBZ character. That's silly, too.

Thank you all for reading, and please follow my advice.

What were you thinking when you posted this? Nobody wants to be made sad when they read a video game site.

Please exercise some editorial sensibility and keep this sort of article off your site in the future. Thanks.

Do some more faux-cutesy photoshops. It didn't jump the shark in 2006 or anything. No, keep doing it. It's very amusing.

Copying isn't stealing, Newspeak-peons.

The Internet's existence and function wrt copying IP has been well-known for a full decade now. Maybe they should just release the game when it's ready instead of adding artificial marketing delays, and it wouldn't be so much of a problem.

People still pay attention to compromised commercial whore-reviews?

I bet fat people will break it.