T-Bone

I've been trying to buy an A3 TDI for a while now. Anything coming into the Seattle area is sold already and it hasn't even gotten on a boat. Getting the options I want is truly impossible. Worse, is multiple dealers have told me that Audi isn't accepting any more orders for 2010 TDIs so I'll have to order a 2011.

Since you asked,

Here's a very quick and easy way to save the global economy. Start buying stuff. Literally. If everyone who has a job and doesn't have insane credit card debt just quit hording and started spending like they did a year ago the economy would rebound.

My wit. (aka a blunt insturment)

There's no way I'll win.

1. Ability to have a private chat with more than one person.
2. Web browser
3. Mouse

Pick me! Pick me! Hey, over here. Pick Me!

That Brute with the war hammer pisses me off. I'll take on anyone other than him.

Help. Halo 3 killed my XBOX. I need a new one.

Hey, My third 360 just died today playing Halo 3. This contest could be my savior.

The grunts! I have a sore back and hunching over to beat the snot out of one of those annoyting guys would really hurt!