HolyOrphan

I've been nice. I asked everyone not to buy me anything for my birthday or x-mas, and instead donate to Child's Play.

I started reading about 2 years ago or so. Right after I discovered Engadget.

Joystiq about 2 years ago while looking for gaming news sites better than the video-game-commercials-meant-to-look-like-news-sites sites.

Resident Evil: Las Plagas Are Really Annoying

You should not be able to walk after drinking as much vodka as I have tonight.

Play some Road Rash style multiplayer.

How does this even make sense? I haven't been able to play the original Warriors game in years because, for whatever reason, it's not on the backwards compatibility list.

So the screams of the undead don't have my family kicking my door in at 3am.

Woot.

Sarah Palin fans.