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Current gen consoles 'can't cope' with traditional Total War

Mar 31st 2012 4:06AM (Joystiq)

Whenever a new generation comes out, I've wanted the graphics to stay the same, but scale everything else up heaps. e.g. three times the amount of enemies, or better AI etc.

Never really seems to happen :(

Mass Effect 3 multiplayer kicks off 'Operation Raptor' this weekend

Mar 28th 2012 7:57PM (Joystiq)

I'd play it if it didn't lag so terribly. But I wouldn't upload gameplay feedback.

SimCity requires internet connection to play, will be sold outside of Origin

Mar 28th 2012 8:29AM (Joystiq)

*Sim City doesn't trust customers. Will punish legitimate customers whilst also tracking their behaviour.

The importance of playtesting: What Portal 2 could have been

Mar 8th 2012 11:59PM (Joystiq)

@The Aquacharger
I could only do so much wall painting

The importance of playtesting: What Portal 2 could have been

Mar 8th 2012 8:58PM (Joystiq)

In someways, I found they playtested it to the point where some areas were "look for the single patch of white on the wall"

Microsoft sold 426,000 Xbox 360s in February, 14th month in top console spot

Mar 8th 2012 7:19PM (Joystiq)

@tendoboy1984
I'd also like if they had a wireless "duke" controller for people who liked it too.

I Am Alive review: Do not resuscitate

Mar 7th 2012 6:11PM (Joystiq)

@Wrex
@Shepard
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@Wrex
@Shepard

Street Fighter X Tekken can't take local teams online on Xbox 360

Mar 6th 2012 6:54PM (Joystiq)

@The Nasty Nick
Both?

Right?

Report: Don't expect next-Xbox announcements this year

Jan 30th 2012 8:45PM (Joystiq)

Good old: "lower expectations, then shove it down your throat, surprise" tactic...

Report: Don't expect next-Xbox announcements this year

Jan 30th 2012 8:44PM (Joystiq)

Good old: "lower expectations, then shove it down your throat, surprise" tactic...

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