Kabuki

Birdie. How can anyone say anything but Birdie?

Like all bullies, Bowser has a lot of pain and self-doubt on the inside.

I'm going to have to go with Shikamaru Nara.

I've got to go with that awesome Starfy t-shirt. It's even the right size for me

I would store my diabolical condoms and a bottle or two of diabolical lube. If they fit, I'd also keep a diabolical pornographic DVD in there as well.

Either that, or I'd use it as a diabolical-junk-box, and just keep all the diabolical crap that I don't feel like diabolically dealing with in it.

Every puzzle game is overlooked.
I'm going to have to go with Professor Layton and the mysterious village.

Noooooo, I missed it!
Did anyone grab the video before it went down and maybe post it to Youtube?

Positive.

Shoot them down with a "fire hose."

Bring up "the blues" and put them on the bottles' supports. That should bring them down.