Godfather

I'm Irish, so we generally just beat people until they've had enough. And by "had enough," I mean died.

If I won this, the massive effect would be that I would show it off and get all the ladies so I wouldn't be so lonely anymore.

Nobody move! I dropped a contact lens!

Xbox 360
Once I hit my head and had a vision of the solo from "Hotel California" by the Eagles except done with a saxophone. That was sweet.

I always did like the tesseract. Is there a tesseract in this game?

My computer is a hopeless piece of trash and it knows it. Your toilet can run Crysis better than my computer can run Doom.

Congrats on going from a laughing stock to a cultural phenomenon in less than one year, Wii!Zack and Wiki are true pimps.

Cool, Cool Mountain in Mario 64 because the penguins were pimp.

I would not want to jump out of a ship into space carrying a giant spikey bomb, leave said bomb on an enemy ship, and attempt to jump the large distance back to the ship I originally jumped from.

I would want to face the blind wounded marine from the beginning of the second level of the Halo 3 campaign because I could probably win against him.