Ford Dent

No contest, guys. It's Guybrush Threepwood, all the way.

"once you're having a gas with our old pal, Saren."

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I see what you did there.

Hey, as long as Capcom's making ports of older games...

Killer 7, anyone?

Did I mention I could use a Horde laptop?

I think I mentioned it, but you can never tell these days.

Well hell, I could use a Horde style laptop to make the place look a bit more...classy.

This game looks like crap.

Serious crap. Those are some of the lamest ragdoll physics I've seen in a long time.

Hey, hey!

Yahtzee's Australian.

Not British.

Also, while his reviews are meant primarily to be taken as funny, they also do a great job of stripping away the levels of hype and actually reviewing a game based on its own merits.

I think the fact that he hasn't played Halo 1 or 2 makes him even more qualified to give an honest review because he's less likely to go easy on the title because he's invested in it or something.

Plus they're fucking hilarious, I don't care who you are.

I guess fighting a tank would be pretty bothersome as well.

You know, just because you can only punch a tank so much before it runs you over.

You guys are so incredibly awesome that the mind struggles to encompass the sheer awesome-osity of it all.

I'm gonna say I'd least like to face a Brute.