G-Man

What happens when it invetably gets the red ring of death? Will Microsoft send you another Simpsons edition Xbox 360?

Mario wasn't named after a Seattle landlord. The landlord was from New York (or possibly New Jersey), but definitely not Seattle.

"The game also features a range of new nasty toys, such as the ability to unleash a puppy from Nintendogs that will run up to the screen, put its paws up and obscure the view of the action."

I LOVE THE ABSOLUTE MAYHEM OF SMASH BROS!!!! I'm finally excited about Wii again.

And God damn you whiny geeks! To all of you crying that Snake doesn't fit in - "Snake fits in this game perfectly, because like Mario, Kirby, and Pikachu, he is a video game character too!"

Any addition to the Smash Bros cast is welcome. I say, "the more the merrier."

Of course there are going to be the whiners on the other end too. "Why didn't they add [insert character here]? The answer is: because Nintendo can't please everyone, especially whiny geeks who hang out on video game message boards all day.