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Flak

Member since: May 13th, 2006

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Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin in action

Jul 21st 2006 12:19PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
This guy is hilarious.
"first of all it's "noob" second of all I was drunk off of the free beer from Nintendo, thirdly I was playing through the camera lens in a crowded room. I will fuck you up in any Nintendo game ever. Post you're friends code and I'll race you in Mario Kart and show you who's the noob. I've been an avid Nintendo player since 1986 and will gladly kick your ass. Believe you me."

These are the douches that get to play these great games before we do? Where's my free beer, Nintendo?

Loco Roco goes for the gold and comes back in 7th place

Jul 19th 2006 8:41PM (Joystiq Playstation)
why does every article mention the ds or one of its games. seriously. what a useless handheld. it doesn't have half the features PSP does or as good graphics. it gets scratched and dirty easily and the ds lite even has that hinge problem that effects about half of the units shipped. rofl, imagine when everyone's ds breaks because of bad manufacturing. theyll probably just deny it exists. the same people who exagerate the rare dead pixel problem on the PSP and the rare freezing problem on the 360. there are no games at all for the ds that aren't fucking shitty ports, sequels, and stupid kiddie shit. people rave about DS games like phoenix wright (a lawyer simulator..seriously) and brain age. probably the only two games on the ds not targeted at kids under 10 and they suck. ninty fanboys need to pull their heads out of their asses: there is nothing at all good about their consoles or handhelds. there never was and never again will be. the gamecube failed and now the wii will. they finally have real competition that thankfully appeal to older gamers and not just children. now with the wii, they'll be stuck 5 years in the past graphically with no third party support other than ubisoft. let's hope those rayman games hold them over until they convince their parents to get them a real console. lol. too bad thisll probably get deleted since everyone even the staff of this site have a hardon for nintendo.

Download the first issue of Nintendo Power (1988) in PDF

Jul 9th 2006 8:43AM (Joystiq)
ZeroCorpse:

It all leads to arguing with kids on a blog, then?

rock n roll

A Lite-hearted take on Sony's racy PSP ad

Jul 8th 2006 5:25PM (Joystiq)
IT'S A FUCKING HARDWARE AD!

Hands on with Juiced Eliminator

May 13th 2006 12:28AM (Joystiq Playstation)
Lol, I'm up there with pixelator..4 updates since E3 started, while QJ.net's PSP Updates had 20 news bulletins so far today. Fair if they don't have access to such coverage, but this anti-PSP attitude gets tiring.

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