SWIFT

I played the very first Prince of Persia for the computer, I kept dieing near one of the first pits. The game pissed me off but enthralled me.

I want the PS3 version if I win but we'll take either one as I have both platforms.

I want to make a track that is just various marshmellows and random foods. THe pit crew would be famous historical figures like Sir Winston Churchhil and Maryilyn Monroe and Ruth

I was naughty this year. At the staff xmas party I got soo drunk, I woke up under my own xmas tree and had no idea how i got there.

I've been very naughty this xmas, I drank soo much at the staff party I woke up under my own xmas tree.

my girlfriend and I got in a big fight right before we were supposed to go camping for a week. She was bitching at me the whole way there, I was sitting in the back playing Zelda on my DS and just saying yes and I'm sorry periodically. She never noticed and we had the best make up sex after. Saved my life :P

My own reflection off of the water, while i was very drunk

I prefer to play games in my birthday suit, so after I win I do my happy dance it's especially humiliating

ozzy would bite the head off of both.

stick it in my butt, in the non gay way like the ass watch in pulp fiction.

This is easy, best rock n roll moment. Ozzy and eating the head off of a live bat.