*el serpiente*

Me desculpa. Bem vindo! Nao falo portugues.

I wasn't giving you shit, homey. Just being sarcastic. Doesn't translate well oustide of english.

What is your native language??

Notice how joystiq conveniently ignores this fact? It's meant for a mature audience within a mature magazine.

Still on my jock Zeus? Well, I appreciate your volunteering to be president of the 'El Serpiente Appreciation Society'. Now hop to it and bring me a coffee.

PLEASE DESIST! This thread is not for fans of MGS4, this is a forum for all those who don't even own a PS3 to come in and tell us how unimpressed they are by anything they see and how they won't be buying it.

Yes it is. I think most people with PS3s were anticipating it very much.

BUT that was until now, now that we've all read that you think these are bad, I don't think any of us will be buying it anymore. Thank you for saving us from a grievous error.

I think one of his kids hijacked his account.

I pre-ordered the shit out of it.

I think Fernando really wants a PS3. But the cognitive dissonance he would experience when plugging in the system and hearing the orchestra warm up for the first time would render him utterly insane (or more so). His negative reactions to all things PS3 is a manifestation of this latent desire.

Please Fernando, we are a supportive group. Confess your true love. We will not mock, nor tease, nor scold. We will welcome you with open arms, and when you are not looking give you a massive wedgie.

Thank you for your sympathy. You are a very thoughtful person. I don't know how I will get by, but I will try my best.