Toasty

I will only get this if Diomedes is a playable character. If you read the Iliad, then you know that he's the REAL badass of the story, while Achilles spends most of the war sulking in his tent ala Hayden Christensen in the Star Wars prequels.

I mean, he severed a guy's tongue by throwing a spear through his throat. Now that's hardcore.

I am suplexing a dragon with one hand as I type this.

Grrrr....Okay he's suplexed.

Well...at least we got MadWorld. That should hold us over until the next Zelda, right? RIGHT??

I see this 11-year-old girl getting a lot of flak, and it does seem kind of ridiculous, but you have to remember the fact that she's only eleven. The main reason pedophiles target children in the first place is BECAUSE THEY'RE GULLIBLE AND EASY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF. Many children her age only have a vague understanding of sexuality. She probably didn't even realize she was being exploited. I realize most of the comments are just jokes, but there are really people out there who think that if you get duped into this kind of thing you deserve it. It's like blaming a woman for her own rape because she wore revealing clothing.

I mean, seriously, try to remember some of the stupid shit you did when you were eleven. I'm sure we've all committed acts of staggering stupidity as children, this girl just got really unlucky.

Personally, when I see Bayonetta, I don't think of a hot woman, I think of some kind of monster or alien.

Seriously, she just looks weird for some reason. And a costume made out of hair?!? Unless you're from Italy, how does that fit with the "sexy" theme? Apparently when Kamiya thinks "sexy" the next thing that pops into his head is "half sasquatch".

Just my two cents.

This brings back so many good memories from Hulk: Ultimate Destruction.

That was a disturbingly hot ghost. Seriously, what the hell? What kind of world are we living in where we must sexualize DEAD PEOPLE?!

Fire "Justin" McElroy!!

Addressing our nation's dangerous mineshaft gap with Soviet Russia (Dr. Strangelove FTW).

That's amazingly cool...although I notice that the Prince can pull himself up on ledges a little faster than his animation reference.