MOT

I want the game for 360. And they look alike because...of a lazy art director who wanted to use and reuse hair and clothing textures.

I would prefer it for 360. And they all look alike because in secret they are BFFs who love to dress alike. They just fight each other for drama's sake.

Are those...balls?

Actually, there has been a price announced, or at least talked about, in the press release:

"Especially considering it will not be more expensive than the standard edition of the game!"

I'd go with Alyx from Half Life 2. She's down to earth and has the proportions of a normal girl. Plus she definately has smarts, a quality I like.

I approve of his mullet. And it's full of epic win, too.

Hey, if I currently have a paid subscription to the magazine, and I signed up for this free subscription, would it be added onto my previous subscription?

Major Nelson doesn't look like a real person in that picture. He looks like a cardboard cutout to me.

Comment.

There, I left one. Now would you kindly let me have it?

You know, I've been saying for the past week, 1up is the perfect place for Jeff Gerstman and his style.