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Konami's new service has a fake girlfriend email you about her day

Feb 14th 2012 2:00AM (Joystiq)

Well.. Happy Valentine's day.

Iron Brigade 'Rise of the Martian Bear' DLC coming in at $5

Jan 27th 2012 10:07PM (Joystiq)

Sweet. I needed more Iron Brigade in my life.

Pummel history's worst Mega Man in Street Fighter X Tekken

Jan 26th 2012 10:44PM (Joystiq)

I think I just had a seizure.

This is a goodbye post

Dec 27th 2011 10:31AM (Joystiq)

Godspeed, Chris! Thanks for six years of great work and for helping lead Joystiq to become the best place to go to for gaming news, good-bad puns, and sarcastic bullshittery!

Feast of Fiction debuts with Skyrim's 'Sunlight Souffle'

Dec 24th 2011 12:34PM (Joystiq)

I love nerds, like, so much.

Ridge Racer Vita moved from launch day to 'launch window'

Dec 23rd 2011 11:39AM (Joystiq)

Is it going to be the Marginally Less Terrible Edition? Because maybe that would be a little more enticing. They should go ahead and do that.

PSA: 'Gun-like' Avatar items disappearing from XBLM on Jan. 1

Dec 23rd 2011 11:19AM (Joystiq)

It's a good thing they're taking guns away from avatars on a system positively loaded with gloriously violent video games. So dumb.

Obama goes with Just Dance 3 over Dance Central, shames a nation

Dec 22nd 2011 11:40AM (Joystiq)

As a blue polo shirt, I find this post extremely offensive.

Keep breathing and play Stay Alive on iOS and Android

Dec 19th 2011 10:02AM (Joystiq)

Great little game! I find the more evasion-focused gameplay to be pretty interesting. It's not just another shmup. Runs fine on my Android HTC T-Mobile G2. Occasionally gets a little rough on the framerate, but nothing unplayable. Definitely worth checking out!

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim apparently contains much of Tamriel

Nov 22nd 2011 3:07PM (Joystiq)

No clip exploration? That was so mysteriously exciting that I'm about to do some no PANTS exploration.

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