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New Xbox Originals: Ninja Gaiden Black, Sid Meier's Pirates! and BLACK

Feb 5th 2008 6:21PM (Joystiq Xbox)
my brother just bought ninja gaiden black disc at gamestop day before yesterday. While in good shape, the disc won't play.

Granted, some of these xbox originals cost more than you would spend buying them used, but with the downloads, you don't have to worry about messing up a disc that's already endured several years of punishment.

Despite not having achievements, the guarantee that the game will not just break one day makes the extra couple bucks worth it in my opinion. The convenience of just starting the game on the fly without having to sift through what could be quite an expansive library also shouldn't be overlooked.

That said, I want BLACK.

Oceanic Airlines is giving away the goods

Feb 2nd 2008 4:31PM (Joystiq Xbox)
can't find the banner for my life, where is it! dadgum random banners, taking too long to load

Halo 3 for $38 and free gift card w/DMC4 pre-order

Jan 28th 2008 3:24PM (Joystiq Xbox)
CoD4 for 40 bux? I think I'll have to nab that, 20 off aint bad

Last chance: Win Soldier of Fortune: Payback

Jan 26th 2008 10:37PM (Joystiq Xbox)
I wish you guys would chose the best revenge instead of a random choosing. That way it's more reward for effort, instead of picking a guy who "beat him at halo". Make us work for it!

But you have to read through all of them that way, so I understand.

Don't pick the guy who said "beat him at halo", please.

Fanswag Weekly: Soldier of Fortune: Payback [update]

Jan 25th 2008 1:09AM (Joystiq Xbox)
Continued

Remember that your enemy will not be the only one to suffer. His friends, his family, everybody must go as well.

First, hurt him where it hurts the most, be his parents or souse. Ramming their car with yours will be enough to scare him, to let him get a taste of what it would feel like to lose them. Again, murder is not your goal, because for your plan to work everybody must be left alive to feel your wrath.

Ruin their relationships. Not only should you expose your enemy for the waste of life he is, but you should feel free to add on whatever you need. Learn his friends and family, what kind of person do they hate the most? What kind of person disgusts them beyond any other.

A perfect example is a pedophile. Hate for pedophiles is universal, even among the worst of our society. Relationships with his parents would be terminated. If he has children or a spouse, they would disappear for life.

Now, after waiting long enough, after gathering all the knowledge you need, all his fears and desires, execute. First scare him by scaring his family. Next, scare him directly. Now, take everything he has from him. He will look to his friends and family for support, now take them too.

When you are done, he will have no friends, no family, none of the worthless possessions he loved so much. He will be completely empty handed. Now for the great reveal. Show him who made it all happen. Show him the truth, and why you did what you did. And leave him.

Now he has the rest of his life to clean up your mess.

Fanswag Weekly: Soldier of Fortune: Payback [update]

Jan 24th 2008 12:28AM (Joystiq Xbox)
Continued

Your targets are not only what he loves, but also what he fears the most.

What scares him the most, what makes him wake up at night sobbing like a child. What would be the last thing he would want to encounter. Make it a reality. Study him further, what routes does he avoid when he goes to work? He does so for a reason.

One thing everybody fears is a person with no conscience or reserve. A person who acts without hesitation and mercy. You must become this person, because what you will do requires you let go of all grips on decency and humanity. You must be devoid of any compassion.

This goes beyond imitating a horror movie. This goes into his head, where the shadows are inhabited by his deepest fears. Perhaps your enemy is afraid of water, or heights. Maybe he is afraid of dying alone. Though should not be your ultimate goal, your execution of your plans should include putting him where he is at his weakest. If it means leaving him in an upside-down car in a ditch, so be it.

But death is an easy way out. Death gives him a ticket away from all the pain and misery you are going to cause him. To leave him alive, to clean up the mess you made for him, will leave a lasting reminder that your revenge has destroyed him. For the rest of his days, he will know that you took everything he holds dear, and trashed it. He will know that your are capable of doing what he would consider the worst thing a man can do to another, and that is put him where he least wants to be.

Leave him alive. For years afterward, he will fear you.

This posts does not encourage murder. Murder is a crime. Besides, it's all for a contest I won't win anyway.

To be continued tomorrow.

Fanswag Weekly: Soldier of Fortune: Payback [update]

Jan 23rd 2008 7:24PM (Joystiq Xbox)
As the saying always goes, revenge is a dish best served cold. Once you find out what this saying actually means, you've discovered the essence of payback: patience.

So you wait. You wait and let them think they are victorious. Let them think the situation's blown over. Let them build up their confidence so that when you take it from them, it hurts them even more. And that is the goal of revenge.

Not an eye for an eye. An eye for an eye implies that you will do them the same wrong, at the same level that they inflicted upon you. No, this is payback. This is epic. This will extend far beyond themselves. This will impact their friends, their family, everything they hold close to their heart.

As you wait, watch your enemy, know your enemy. Find what he cherishes, what he would miss most when taken away. His car, his house, his family, his job. Watch for what he loves the most, because this is your list of what to hit.

Know him better than he knows himself.

To be continued after midnight.

Burnout 3: Takedown releases as an Xbox Original

Jan 14th 2008 11:26AM (Joystiq Xbox)
i picked one up. after the fox xbox points giveaway from yesterday, it was free to me.

I'm not gold so anybody want to shed some light on whether or not the servers are up?

Fanboys unite to bring GoldenEye 007 to the XBLA

Jan 13th 2008 2:36PM (Joystiq Xbox)
Fight the good fight my men, alone we are nothing but together we are unstoppable! Our numbers far outweigh their stupidity, and all you have to do is show them how angry you are at their stupidity and greed!

They want our money, but won't give us a good reason to hand it over! Show them this this is one of the best!

Email those morons and show them who's in charge. We're the ones paying for their lunch, for their car, for their house, for everything! Their success is Dependant on our wants and demands! SHOW THEM!

Show them, and be strong! United, we are untouchable!

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