Vander

I'm impressed. Although I am saddened that the game had to be altered in the first place (not the ESRB's fault, but Wal-Marts and other major vendors), I am happy that they have the gumption to stand up to these neo-conservative, evangelical christian groups that want to censor all mediums, restricting artistic expression and drowning the creative human spirit. Props.

I haven't seen Master Chief in any of the trailers. WTF?

Little girls that suck the lifeblood from corpses; the vicera-stained big daddies that will protect them to the bitter end. The heartfelt relationship therein.

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/ps2/tekken5?q=Tekken%205

http://www.metacritic.com/games/platforms/xbox360/deadoralive4?q=Dead%20or%20Alive%204

Well, it doesn't matter. I don't like either of them. Give me Bushido Blade, Soul Caliber, or Virtua Fighter.

And anyway, Ninja Gaiden is something Namco just cannot do.

Also, Itagaki gets points for being like me, a drunk.

ONE GAME: ODDWORLD: STRANGER'S WRATH

Runner-up: Panzer Dragoon Orta

Is it really that hard?

Do the hardcore games, because that's who is going to be playing them.

Nothing is more hardcore than Oddworld and Panzer Dragoon

Fuck MTV. I, although not one of their tween pop-culture devouring zealots, love games and am a gamer. I also happen to be utilizing the wonder that is OSX on my, yes, ibook. Anger seethes through me.