The Theory

hopefully they're working on that for next year.....

yeah, I'm pretty much anti-mic use. I don't mind if games incorporate it, but they should at least give us the option of doing something else if we prefer... say tapping the B button rapidly.

HALO MOON.

Yup.

Wow, I don't know if it is possible for a track listing to suck more.

At least I had zero interest in this title to begin with.

my first thought as well.

and since it is the best game of the century, well, that places it at the top of the list.

shirts are always a good way to get me to order things in advance. All I have to do is decide whether I actually want the game...

Where can I find these, err, phantom Radio Shacks that sell video games???

wow, typo city.

"although that opinion changes once said towel is actually used on the beach."

Better.

I, too, thought Hitchhiker's Guide upon reading through this article. I rather prefer a beach towel's size to a normal towel for everyday use... although that opinion chances once said towel is actually used on the beach. Nothing says "I hate life" like a towel that feels like it has sand in it, no matter how many times it is washed.

Though, honestly, with a towel that cool, it would be just as noble to frame it and hang it in the living room.

Geometry Wars: Galaxies
unless I miss my guess.