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Jordan Hass

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Today's hungriest video: Aqua Teens

Jul 31st 2007 2:46AM (Joystiq)
What a great game, i just hope, it actually looks better, I think "Sneak King" still has better graphics than this game. And cut-scene wise, i expect my television to explode upon pressing start.

Disney press conference fails audience participation

Jul 27th 2007 3:44AM (Joystiq)
I needed to borrow some of Jamie Kennedy's Meds to understand one thing that was going on in that press conference

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HEY KIDS COME ON GET UP AND DANCE!!!... Um... Why Aren't You Dancing! Hey GameStop Executive, Put down that cell phone and JUMP UP AND DOWN! COME ON! *starts crying*

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I never went to my Prep Rallys, and never will, thanks to Disney, they had to bring back the high school horrors i had, in high school.

Custom PC's ten hardest games ever

Jul 19th 2007 3:43AM (Joystiq)
I own those games (well the DVD Games shown).

I am a console gamer, PC games are fun, but i would just chicken out and use controllers instead of w.a.s.d.

But i am surprised Microsoft Flight Simulator is not on that list!

Leaked Xbox 360 keyboard controller attachment, Voltron jealous

Apr 8th 2007 9:35PM (Joystiq)
I am going off a limb here, and saying the keyboard accessory is an April Fools Prank, but if it turns out to be true, it will be when Microsoft gets a browser for web access.

Today's hottest game video: Christie's pole dance from DOA Xtreme 2

Nov 23rd 2006 12:40AM (Joystiq)
see thats what i want to see... mindless pixelated striptease

Today's hottest game video: Link vs. Riku -- FIGHT!

Nov 22nd 2006 1:06AM (Joystiq)
I'm sorry Joystiq, You have me confused, this is not "Today's Hottest Video", unless by "Hottest" you mean "Should have the original tape be lit on fire and then be left in the desert to die"

I am sure there weren't any "Cool Wii" or "Nifty PS3 Hacks" today, that could be compared to "Cosplaying Bishi Character Battle", but you disappointed me today.

Now go back to getting some Meta-Reviews and telling us what big time magazines think about the holiday sales.

Toys R Us: Buy 2 games, get 1 free [update 1]

Oct 23rd 2006 4:10AM (Joystiq)
Actually ANY Game is allowed, including new releases like Mortal Kombat:Armegeddon or Dead Rising.

Anyway, I Went there today (Thanks to Joystiq!)

and got me Trauma Center, Mario Kart DS (Just Comment Me Sometime, and I will send you my Friend #) and Sonic Rush.

it was a hard choice, from a crapload of "Naruto" games, to "Players Choice" titles i allready own.

as well as what to do when Wii or PS3 come out.

Joyswag: Get a call from Otis, win Dead Rising -- one day later

Sep 17th 2006 1:34AM (Joystiq)
this is my favorite internet contest!

i sent 5 in, and expect 0 to win :D

North American, Japanese PS3 launch limited to 500,000 units

Sep 6th 2006 10:24AM (Joystiq)
Stupid Move on sony's part, most Japanese sales are for Playstation and Nintendo, go 200/300 with JP/US, and you would be fine

Happy Labor Day!

Sep 4th 2006 4:16PM (Joystiq)
So Chris G. is making Good Eats, and Feasting on Asphalt this Labor Day?

Anyway Our Secret Ingrident Today is...



*DUN *DUH*! *DUN DUH!*

Saints Row!

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