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Clark Parker

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Ubisoft: Assassins Creed 2, new Splinter Cell and Ghost Recon by March 2010

Jan 22nd 2009 4:24PM (Joystiq Xbox)
Hmm... What was that about Pachter always being wrong?


Can't wait to get my hands on Assassin's II.

Such an incredible game engine. It can only improve from here.

Rockstar officially prices GTAIV DLC 'The Lost and Damned'

Jan 22nd 2009 3:19PM (Joystiq Xbox)
All I know is that the number one complaint from these kids is that there just wasn't enough chaos in GTAIV. All they did was moan on about taking friends bowling (despite it being optional) and how it didn't have the same over-the-top crazy antics of the previous games.

Lost and Damned is the cure, my friends. Johnny is a nut job. Hell, Playboy X, in one mission, went on an on about this cat's love for explosions and other bits of the old Ultra Violence. For his part in Niko's story, Johnny was as hardcore and badass as they come. What do you suppose that means for the DLC?

In a word?

Carnage...

Hell, maybe even revenge... Niko DID kill a bunch of his "Brothers" in an early mission. Either way this Expansion is going to bring the pain back... Or ramp it up, if you are not among the moaners.

You add that one simple prospect to the new weapons, new vehicles, new songs and whole new story that just so happens to take place in Liberty City and you have the makings of a title FULLY worth the 60 bucks we paid for the original, let alone the cost of a couple trips to Burger Shot.


But then, that's just my opinion.

Xbox.com reveals Fallout 3's Operation Anchorage achievements

Jan 22nd 2009 12:59PM (Joystiq Xbox)
I don't know, dude... I've got my fingers crossed for some Dogmeat Armor.


Fan Rant: Academic Failure

Jan 22nd 2009 12:54PM (Cinematical)
Very clever, Goss... I dig it.

'Watchmen' Wins, Studios Settle!

Jan 16th 2009 3:46PM (Cinematical)
I must say, I'm more then happy with this result. It's a shame that after all this effort, after all the blood sweat and tears, if you will, that went into making this, that the the crew won't be making as much money as they potentially could have.

But at the end of the day, it's coming out. That's all I really care about. If it's Box Office profits are crippled by this, so be it, it will still be the same film and if anything, it would only put an end to those troublesome sequel rumors.

Fan Made: Star Wars Retold (By Someone Who Hasn't Seen It)

Jan 15th 2009 1:27PM (Cinematical)
That was adorable... I'd like to see a whole series of videos like that, covering all the "Must-See" classics.

Emily Blunt To Be Black Widow in 'Iron Man 2'?

Jan 15th 2009 11:32AM (Cinematical)
Hmm... I was really hoping for an older woman, like a Famke Jansen or Jennifer Connelly... I mean, not either of them necessarily but someone down that road... Someone closer to Gwyneth and Robert's age.

I don't know if this makes sense but I was hoping for a fine red wine over a bubbly champagne. However, Emily Blunt is a talented actress and she is very beautiful, so I suppose I can get behind this casting.

Discuss: Clint Eastwood Attracts Biggest Female Audience Yet

Jan 12th 2009 6:14PM (Cinematical)
My gift to the cinematical commentators who didn't quite understand or otherwise took issue with this article.

http://tinyurl.com/7pbwys


Enjoy!


Fan Made: Steampunk Ghostbusters

Jan 12th 2009 5:06PM (Cinematical)
Wow... I feel kind of silly even having submitted my model now... This is awe inspiring.

All those cogs and lights... Heck, the proton gun even shoots steam. How cool is that!?



Eckhart Teases Two Face Return; Fanboys Freak Out

Jan 12th 2009 1:07PM (Cinematical)
Oh hell yeah... There is no way they didn't know what they were doing by throwing that line in. They may not end up using her but I have to believe that was intentional. The same way the Joker card at the end of Begins was not designed to be a lead in for the yet undecided sequel but was there just in case.

I think it would to be fantastic to see a Nolanized Catwoman... No super powers or anything, just a highly talented thief, preferably in a costume similar to the one with the goggles.




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