Clark Parker
Member since: Feb 8th, 2008
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| Blog | # of Comments |
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| Joystiq | 2 Comments |
| Cinematical | 114 Comments |
| Joystiq Xbox | 38 Comments |
| Moviefone Blog | 1 Comment |


Ubisoft: Assassins Creed 2, new Splinter Cell and Ghost Recon by March 2010
Jan 22nd 2009 4:24PM (Joystiq Xbox)Can't wait to get my hands on Assassin's II.
Such an incredible game engine. It can only improve from here.
Rockstar officially prices GTAIV DLC 'The Lost and Damned'
Jan 22nd 2009 3:19PM (Joystiq Xbox)Lost and Damned is the cure, my friends. Johnny is a nut job. Hell, Playboy X, in one mission, went on an on about this cat's love for explosions and other bits of the old Ultra Violence. For his part in Niko's story, Johnny was as hardcore and badass as they come. What do you suppose that means for the DLC?
In a word?
Carnage...
Hell, maybe even revenge... Niko DID kill a bunch of his "Brothers" in an early mission. Either way this Expansion is going to bring the pain back... Or ramp it up, if you are not among the moaners.
You add that one simple prospect to the new weapons, new vehicles, new songs and whole new story that just so happens to take place in Liberty City and you have the makings of a title FULLY worth the 60 bucks we paid for the original, let alone the cost of a couple trips to Burger Shot.
But then, that's just my opinion.
Xbox.com reveals Fallout 3's Operation Anchorage achievements
Jan 22nd 2009 12:59PM (Joystiq Xbox)Fan Rant: Academic Failure
Jan 22nd 2009 12:54PM (Cinematical)'Watchmen' Wins, Studios Settle!
Jan 16th 2009 3:46PM (Cinematical)But at the end of the day, it's coming out. That's all I really care about. If it's Box Office profits are crippled by this, so be it, it will still be the same film and if anything, it would only put an end to those troublesome sequel rumors.
Fan Made: Star Wars Retold (By Someone Who Hasn't Seen It)
Jan 15th 2009 1:27PM (Cinematical)Emily Blunt To Be Black Widow in 'Iron Man 2'?
Jan 15th 2009 11:32AM (Cinematical)I don't know if this makes sense but I was hoping for a fine red wine over a bubbly champagne. However, Emily Blunt is a talented actress and she is very beautiful, so I suppose I can get behind this casting.
Discuss: Clint Eastwood Attracts Biggest Female Audience Yet
Jan 12th 2009 6:14PM (Cinematical)http://tinyurl.com/7pbwys
Enjoy!
Fan Made: Steampunk Ghostbusters
Jan 12th 2009 5:06PM (Cinematical)All those cogs and lights... Heck, the proton gun even shoots steam. How cool is that!?
Eckhart Teases Two Face Return; Fanboys Freak Out
Jan 12th 2009 1:07PM (Cinematical)I think it would to be fantastic to see a Nolanized Catwoman... No super powers or anything, just a highly talented thief, preferably in a costume similar to the one with the goggles.