Joystick Hero

Really, I just want it to make my nerdy friends jealous.

Steve Shepard. Alliteration for the win.

Bayonetta. Awwww yeah.

I'm pretty optimistic about the multiplayer myself. They seem to be the kind of studio to learn from their mistakes.

Even though a new Syndicate game would be pretty cool, odds are they kept the Jason Bourne game. It'd more than likely sell better just based on the property alone.

I'd probably use them playing Left 4 Dead 2 on Xbox 360 while listening to some Jonathan Coulton and calling my dear old Dad. I'm a multitasker.

Maybe you still can. Just because the dude writing the article didn't see a way around them doesn't mean it isn't possible.

Protip: the person who shouts loudest during a random drawing never wins. Whispering, gentlemen. THAT is the key to victory.

I'd give it 2 and a half robocops out of 5.

I'd guess one of those flashlights/headlamps that miners have on their caps.