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Optimus

Member since: Jun 2nd, 2006

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Mr. Olympia Back in Las Vegas

Oct 4th 2007 10:55AM (Fanhouse Backporch)
jeezus, a lot of jealousy (deny it all you want, YOUR insecurities scream it) in these comments. These men work and diet hard, regardless of steroid use and should be proud of their accomplishments. How hard do *you* work out?

Plastic discoloration: why your SNES turned yellow

Jan 17th 2007 2:51PM (Joystiq)
Yellow is the color of pee

Scientist: Minesweeper probably cost economy billions

Jan 14th 2007 2:17PM (Joystiq)
Americans are angry retards. The world stopped caring about how you choose to destroy yourselves 6 years ago. Thanks for the Xbox 360, though.

Rumor: MTV acquiring 1UP, adding to their collection

Jan 11th 2007 9:50AM (Joystiq)
Um. The 1Up show is already like watching MTV feat. drunkards.

Good riddance.

Microsoft confirms upgraded 360 for research

Jan 11th 2007 9:33AM (Joystiq)
I wish I could afford a 360; I'm too fat.

Rumor: Virtua Fighter 5 is 1080p

Jan 9th 2007 8:41AM (Joystiq)
Nerds arguing about video games. Seriously guys, drop it; you appear foolish in the eyes of others.

Eight-bit collectors are ob-NES-sed

Dec 12th 2006 3:56PM (Joystiq)
>>*insert comment about people having no life/needing to get laid*

*You* need to get laid and shaddup. It ain't hard to get a girl unless you stink, have no teeth and can't communicate. Even then...

Great collections :)

Canadians add extra bling to their DS

Dec 4th 2006 3:45PM (Joystiq)
How does Canada afford gold? j/k.

Today's hottest game video: Wii-mote plus sweaty hands = SMASH

Nov 25th 2006 3:47PM (Joystiq)
Ugly retard. Lose some weight, get a haircut, get some fashion sense, shave and shut the fuck up.

Rift widens between Silver and Gold XBLA memberships

Oct 30th 2006 9:47AM (Joystiq)
They way I see it, the opinions here are mixed between people who pay for Gold membership and have to justify it to themselves (telling people to get better jobs, how useful.. newsflash: some of us place our own value on goods and services and then decide if it's worth what the company is asking) and those who realize MS wants to rip people off.

They want us to pay to watch ads and possibly demos? What a great business model, really. Why not just set up coin operated, time limited ($2 for 5 minutes!) 360 machines at Toys R Us or something while they're at it. Just another reason for this individual consumer to avoid the 360.

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