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Optimus

Member since: Jun 2nd, 2006

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Donkey Konga quartet performed solo

Oct 23rd 2006 4:06PM (Joystiq)
get a haircut, ya hippy!

Play that shiz on expert mode, then we'll talk!

Back of the Wii box sparks speculation

Oct 18th 2006 10:49AM (Joystiq)
Disc, with a 'c'.

EA charging gamers to access unlockable content

Oct 17th 2006 5:17PM (Joystiq)
Remember cheat codes? I do.

Blizzard confirms The Sword of a Thousand Truths is real

Oct 13th 2006 9:32AM (Joystiq)
>>Now who is the nerd now Matt & Trey?

Everyone who plays WoW and got noogied by Matt & Trey.

Wii will know all Wii need to know ... soon

Aug 17th 2006 12:43PM (Joystiq)
NAACP > GOP

*shrug*

PSA: Avoid this GameCrazy training video

Aug 7th 2006 6:42PM (Joystiq)
ROTFLMAO... seriously. Anyone who falls for this s*it like the douchebags in the video need to be dragged out on to the street and shot.

Is the DS Lite too small for the large handed?

Aug 6th 2006 7:59PM (Joystiq)
>>If you're playing a DS, nothing will help you when it comes to the ladies. Maybe other men will like what they see though.

The ladies you hang out with are crap.

DS becomes Japan's fastest selling game machine, ever

Aug 2nd 2006 1:49PM (Joystiq)
>>I guess the Japanese like gimmicks more than other countries.

The DS is a gimmick because it has more features than the last generation? Then every console is a gimmick. The DS sells because the games are great (made even greater thanks to the DS' unique features). Get a job, pick one up with one or two of the top games and see for yourself. If you don't like it, sell it on eBay.

Until then, STFU.

Less than 1 out of every 5,000 DS Lites cracks, claims Nintendo

Jul 20th 2006 5:32PM (Joystiq)
1) Stop folding your DS lite back all the way ("flat"). That will put less strain on the hinge.

2) Don't open and close the thing violently.

Problem mitigated.

Dead Rising banned in Germany

Jul 17th 2006 3:55PM (Joystiq)
Dieses ist nicht gut.

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