drlilo.beastcake

I know it's free, but seriously.. I played it through and it was simply the worst gaming experience I've had in several years, bar none.

s**t story, s**t graphics, s**t stealth gameplay, s**t controls, s**t level design, s**t animation, just plain s**t overal design.

A disgrace to British game design and the Doctor Who IP.

Hold on... Where did the comedy Engrish go? This is just the original awesomely funny trailer, with horribly not funny correct translation? I don't get it, Atlus thought those translations were genuine mistakes?!

My problem with games like this and Audiosurf... is that they work brilliantly when you combine them with dancey/trancey sort of techno music, with an artifical thumping beat (most likely the music taste of the programmers)...

But when you put on some metal or anything without a "thump thump thump", it just doesn't work... I really can't tell whatsoever that the Audiosurf track is in any way connected to the music I'm playing.

Just thought I'd mention, as far as I'm aware, Wizard of Oz wouldn't be a licensed game, as Wizard of Oz is in the public domain.

WTF IS THAT?! A Mirror's Edge style platform action game? Well sure those are nice, but this supposed to be Beyond Good and Evil?! Well fuck that, I want my Zelda-esque role-playing adventure game, assholes!

Hell yeah! Finally I can justify getting it. No way I'm paying for another plastic instrument this gen.

To be honest, I do beleive that if you invest $1 billion dollars into some over-blown WoW contender, it probably will fail... What a successful MMO needs is just the opposite... They need to be accessible to as broad a range as possible. Do you think WoW's 10 million subscribers all have rigs that can run it at max graphics? Something Lighter on the 'epic' AAA extravaganza value is what is required here.

Yeah but... Stuttering Craig and Handsome Tom are in it!