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Leospark

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A closer look at the Nyko Perfect Shot and Wireless Guitar

Apr 6th 2008 5:14PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
All of these peripherals are RETARDED. What the hell is the Wii remote for if we're constantly putting SHELLS over it?? With all of these stupid peripherals you wind up spending more on your Wii than you would buying a 360 Elite!!

I can understand the Wii Classic Controller and the Nun chuck, because they actually have BUTTONS on them. But the zapper, the wheel, and all of these other useless SHELLS that add absolutely no extra functionality whatsoever are really pissing me off. Unless it has extra buttons on it (and not just a button on top of another button), it's STUPID.

As far as the Wii zapper, goes, it's designed to that all of the buttons are accessible. This stupid "perfect shot" only crates complications by blocking the top buttons. "Perfect shot" is anything but. The original E3 zapper actually had a *gasp* ANALOG STICK built onto it!! Then you could have TWO analog sticks when you ran the nunchuck through it! *sarcasm* AMAZINGZ!!

This is what I hate about Nintendo, they say their gonna do something by showing it at E3 then they take it back and replace it with something that is a load of shit (the zapper, DSTV, DSpeak, [insert list of things I want that Nintendo refuses to give])

The simplicity of the Wii Remote was probably one of the biggest selling points of the Wii. All of these peripherals are just making the Wii complicated again.

Stephen King speaks out against violent video game bill

Apr 6th 2008 3:20PM (Joystiq)
I would actually like to see what kind of game that he can put out. I'm craving more horror games.

And that being said... this is all Rockstar's fault. They pushed it over the edge with that stupid Manhunt 2. I hate all of their games with a passion. They need to be shot in the face. >=(

Byron calls for more BBFC action, ratings system overhaul

Mar 29th 2008 3:06PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Why would anyone want to play Manhunt anyway? How the hell would a damn kid get a hold of that crap? Here's a better question, WHY would ANYONE SIT AROUND DEVELOPING THESE SICK "GAMES" IN THE FIRST PLACE!?

So murder, drug dealing, rape, [insert long list of bullshit] is a "game"? "Better virtual than real"! Can Rockstar do anything else besides GTA and Manhunt? I think the guys leading these projects need some serious help, b/c these games are absolutely sickening.

Seriously people, we need to re-evaluate what a "game" is. You make a "game" out of this shit and it'll screw you in the head. I know that pressing a button is different than actually doing it, but OMFG why would you want to do it?!?!

I cannot stress enough how sick this really is. I hate the GTA series, I hate Manhunt, and I will hate whatever shit Rockstar plans to put out in the future. Those guys either need to get some serious help or go kill themselves.

I wish people would just quit giving Rockstar so much attention, it makes me sick why anyone would want to play their bullshit.

New Guitar Hero: Aerosmith video (Looks Like a Cash-in)

Mar 29th 2008 1:55PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
I bet if you look at XBL marketplace, you'll find every one of those damn songs for Rockband, FTW.

New Guitar Hero: Aerosmith video (Looks Like a Cash-in)

Mar 29th 2008 1:54PM (Joystiq Nintendo)
Another GH game and the drummer still looks like a damn robot. The crowd looks fake as ever too. They all look like cardboard sprites cut out of Mario Kart 64, even on the PS3, which is supposed to be a "graphical powerhouse" according to $ony and their fanboys.
I say Harmonix is the best at doing these games. Activision, Neversoft, and Red Octane can all go suck a dick for ruining the GH franchise for me. ROCK BAND FTW.

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